You Can Take This Job And…
From a personnel file I was perusing yesterday:
Employee Warning Record
Nature of Violation: Insubordination towards a shift supervisor
Remarks: You were observed giving a shift supervisor an obscene gesture after being asked by the supervisor to perform your job duties in relation to cleaning up the material you left on the floor by the scale
Action to Be Taken: Any future conduct of this type will lead to disiplinary (sic) action up to and including a layoff.